About me...where to start? This isn't a traditional "about the author" speil; this is a little more real than that. I like to read and play video games. I mostly stick to retro, free, and cheap games because...well, because I'm a writer; I can't afford much else. I can read anything and enjoy it if the writing's good, but I particularly appreciate Chuck Palahniuk and Mark Z. Danielewski. A lot of the work they've done is reflected in what I do. I've got five kids unless I lost count along the way. They're all pretty great. I've been married twice, and ruined both of them (the marriages, not the women; women are stronger than that), but I'm getting better at life every day. Right now, I'm just making ends meet and creating little things when I can. Times are hard. Times are hard everywhere. I'm happy to be suffering with the rest of you.